Motherfucker. Yesterday my class went on the "bonding" trip to Mt. Monadnock and it was raining and it sucked balls basc. I have been doing my work so far though. Plus I have a free block.

I really need to beast the Colbert Report. For realz.

Jesus, I have nothing else to say. I'm so fucking boring sometimes I can't even believe it myself. But I really can.

Shit son, I haven't updated this shit in forever. Some stuff has happened, I just haven't written about it.

Jack broke his toe and the bone got infected during the first week of camp, and now he's home from the hospital after like, over a month. And he's being a pain in the ass.

I went to see TBS and Angels and Airwaves (crap) and Head Automatica was supposed to play but they didn't and I was madd disappointed. And I'm seeing Brand New on Tuesday.

Yesterday I saw Clerks II and it was really funny. I also saw Strangers with Candy and I enjoyed it immensely. I don't give a fuck if all the jokes were recycled, or if it wasn't as good as the series (which obvy it wasn't), but I liked it. And Stephen, of course. The sex.

And now my back is really hurting because I'm like, a hundred years old. I think there's something wrong with me. Sack.

I've been "working" at Andi's office and it's the most boring fucking thing ever. And I'm not getting paid. I feel like I want to shoot myself. And Andi wasn't giving me any allowance but today my dad persuaded her that she was wrong so she's going to give me the $150 that she owes me because she's a total douche.

Umm... that's it. I'm sure there's a million other shitty things that have happened but whatever the fuck.

Laterzzzz

This week hasn't even been that boring.

Basc I've been watching Strangers with Candy all week. And this thing is like, really bad. Why do I have the weirdest taste?

Today I walked to Andi's and I bought Popaganda. Word.

Sunday I went to Newbury Street with the intention of getting a pair of black J Brand jeans. Which I did. But I deff should have gotten that dress at Marc Jacobs. I'll have to go back.

Omgzzz I only have six days of school. And eleven more altogether. And I finished my math paper and my French shit and my English paper and my history paper and everything else. And I'm still probably going to fail. Fab.

Ew, so. I had to go to the hospital this morning to get blood work done. It sucked ass. And my arm really hurst. And then I have to go to the doctor later for my physical. Son of a bitch.

Hmm, I wonder when Vanished starts.

Oh, I was watching this show yesterday that Jason Bateman was in before AD. The Jake Effect. He's such a fox.

I heart Stephen Colbert.

I'm wishin on a falling star
Wonderin where you are

I wish
Wish for you on a falling star
Wondering where you are
And do I ever cross you mind in the warm sunshine
She's from the city of angels
Like Betty Davis, James Dean, and Gable
Never know what she means to me
I fell for the girl that's on TV

Met her at a gala affair
She wore a green dress and everybody was there
Felt outta place as she looked into my eyes
Shook her hand areound 9 PM
And I'm never gonna be the same again
Never had to be on a movie screen
To be the leading lady in all my dreams
Shoobie doowop and Scoobie Snacks
Met a fly girl and I can't relax
The only problem is she's a movie star
My friends, they won't believe me
If they could only see me
At the risk of soundin cheesy
I think I fell for the girl on TV

Everybody know her name
Wanna take a picture and they're glad she came
But I just wanna be there when she's down, down
I don't want her autograph
Just wanna call her up and make her laugh
Never had to be on a movie screen
To be the leading lady in all my dreams
Shoobie doowap and Scoobie Snacks
I met a fly girl and I can't relax
The only problem is she's a movie star
My friends, they won't believe me
If they could only see me
At the risk of soundin cheesy
I think I fell for the girl on TV

Wish for you on a falling star
I'm wishing on a star
And I'm wondering where you are
Do I cross your mind
In the warm sunshine

So I wish for you on a bright shining star
Everywhere I look there you are (there you are)
It's the girl in the green dress
She took my breath away
And now I look to the sky for a better day
To the beat y'all and Scoobie Snacks
I met a fly girl and I can't relax
Never had to be on a movie screen
Cuz he's the leading lady in all my dreams...C'mon

So basc I'm fucked for history. I hate it and I'm gonna die.

And for school in general.

Oh. I hate Cindy. A lot. Really really a lot.

That's all, my life is too boring.